Survey Stolen from Fidgets.

FIRSTS--->

First best friend: Brennan
First crush: Patricia (kindergarten)
First car: 91 Ford Escort Wagon (the DoomWagon [said with german accent])
First kiss: Jennifer Millspaugh, kindergarten, sitting on the coatrack, getting my winter boots on. She kissed me on the cheek.
First screen name: nippleman
First funeral: hmmm... my grandfather?
First album: Van Halen, Diver Down. First CD: Ride the Lightning
First pets: Fred (bull mastiff), Igor (mutt), and a black lab/ newfoundland that i can't remember his name at the moment (i was very young)
First piercing/tattoo: Barcode, left shoulder, Chambery, France. Day before my 21st birthday, 1999.
First big trip: With Parents: Disney World/grandparents' house in floriday. without them: Milwalkie metal fest. Hell's yeah.
First time skiing: i was maybe 5? Greek Peak, central NY
First concert: Metallica , suicidal tendencies and Danzig at the New York state fairgrounds, Syracuse, NY. 199(4/5)?
First alcoholic drink: dad's beer. then dad's whiskey. Then it kinda goes black (I was only 3 or 4)
First ticket violation: driving without inspection. It was my dad's car. the judged fined my dad one steak dinner for my embarrassment. I am not kidding.
First job: Washing dishes at country Bob's family restaurant. It sucked.
First myspace friend: I know not this thing called myspace. explain?

LASTS---->

Last car ride: Coming home from the train station, this tuesday around 8 AM. I got lost in downtown pittsburgh without my map. somehow i made it back.
Last kiss: Train station, Tuesday morning at 7.
Last time you cried: I know not these human emotions. explain?
Last movie watched: in theaters: I do not recall. On dvd gun shy with liam neason
Last food you ate: Special K
Last love: Linda. Last love ever. I no longer have a heart.
Last item bought: dvd with naked japanese chicks off amazon.
Last annoyance: stomach hurt all day yesterday.
Last time wanting to die: what time is it?
Last shirt worn: that dark blue ribbed T that shows off my guns.
Last alcoholic drink: yeungling lager. for those of you in New England, you're missing out.
Last concert: Ducky Boys. Cambridge. Sorry you missed out, chris.
Last phone call: Sylvia, seeing if she got home all right.
Last time at the mall: I can't talk about it. the police are still investigating.

tee hee.